RECLINER ROOM

I'm posting this at 4:30am from the recliner room of the Spirit of Tasmania. It's been completely hilarious listening to all these people snore and mutter in their sleep around me.
Also, the super hot guy in the seat next to me (who'd be played by Bryan Greenberg in the movie) who has chatted away and snuggled into my shoulder while he snored the long night away. I'm not really sure what to do about it, so I've let him be.
Less fun was the old fat fuck in front of me who snorted loudly all night and farted. Get a damn room next time and contain it incase you shit your pants.

MAKE ME UP FOR SUMMER

All About Glo Bronzer - 18CT Dust
L'Oreal Studio Secrets Foundation - Gold Ivory
Rimmel Lipstick - Nude Delight
Maybelline Lipgloss - Peach
Urban Decay Primer Potion
MAC Eyeshadow - Prance
MAC Eyeshadow - Unflappable
Michael Korres - Island
Eco Tools By Alicia Silverstone Brush
Cosmetica by Manicare Large Shadow Brush
YSL Touche Eclat
Estee Lauder Double Wear Eyeliner - Soft Smudge Brown
Rimmel Lipliner - Tiramisu
Estee Lauder Double Wear Creme Eyeshadow - Ivory Lace
iNuovi Blush - Candy
Estee Lauder Double Wear Concealer - Light/Medium

TEXTS FROM (THE SAME) FUCKHEAD

JOHN MARK MCMILLAN

MY WEEK WITH MARILYN

Oh my gosh, I can't wait for this! How amazing is Michelle Williams?! Divine!
I've been watching the trailer on iTunes for weeks and weeks now.
She is perfection.

WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR?

THE SUNDAY SESSIONS

I get one Sunday off a month and tonight was it. Dinner with the gays, a walk around Salamanca Wharf to look at MONA FOMA (j'taime) and a later drink with my ladies.












Aaaah, Hobart is so great when MOFO is on ♥ Girltalk is playing on Wednesday, can't wait!
And how good does that steak look? I love me some Ball & Chain. Yummmm.

Black Cardi: Target
Purple Silk top: Sussans
Skinny Jeans: Jeans West
Shoes: Varsavia
Necklace: Lovisa
Leather Clutch: David Lawrence
Pearl Bracelets: Diva

DATE WITH AN EX.

I wore this to dinner and a movie last night with an ex. I now realize my colour coordinating resembles a watermelon. In appropriate weather, I think that would be ok, but even though it's summer here in Hobart it's still fucking freezing. God damn.

Anyways, the important thing out of this post is that Titanic is coming out in 3D in April! The Romeo & Juliet poster there reminded me.
FUCKINGFUCKYEAHIALMOSTFUCKINGDIED.
I will be first in line, I swear to God. And I promise I'll slay any bitches that get in my way, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE BORN AFTER 1997. YOU JUST DON'T FUCKING GET IT, RIGHT?

Also, we were early for the movie, so we ventured around Kmart (romantic, I know) and I bought all the Harry Potter DVD's for $9 each (Except the last two) and I've been marathon'ing them all day while I baked. Yup. I baked.
I baked and I'm doing my ex. The world really has gone mad.

Important things:
Jacket: Sussans
Pink top: Crossroads
Jeans: Target
Shoes: Novo
Necklace: Lovisa

I look like I have really big hair, hey? Nah, it's just in a top knot bun. The bigger the hair the closer to God, right? Pft.
Oh! And I'll take some photos of my "What Would Jesus Wear?" magnets tomorrow for you all. They're amazeballs.

CRICKET

In a desperate attempt to do loads of things over the summer, we rugged up in January and went to the Hobart Vs. Melbourne 20/20 cricket match.
Silly me forgot to take a photo, but along with this being the first time I've ever been to the cricket, it was also the first time I've ever eaten a Chicko Roll. True story. Probably the last too.

We did however make it onto TV! Yay! We didn't see, but my boss took a photo and MMS'd it to me! Surprise! I blocked the other people out, but that's me on the end clearly not looking at the game. The people sitting in front there left after about 20 minutes into the game declaring that it was already over and Melbourne had won. What a waste of seating, as the game was sold out.
I didn't watch a lot of the game, I was too busy watching the 13,700 other people.
Oh, and Hobart lost. Silly sport.

RESOLUTIONS 2

Okay people, lets visit last years resolutions.

2011:
"Eat less, drink less = weigh less.
Listen to more classical music, practice more = Be better and do AMus already.
STOP SPENDING ALL MY MONEY!, open a savings account = Being richer.


EDIT: Oh, and get rid of all the shit guys in my life. Haha."

Ok. 365 days later:
So I'm not any fatter or thinner, and while it's summer, Christmas, New Years, my birthday coming up and the Taste of Tasmania, all I've been doing is eating and drinking.
Fuck.

I listened to nothing and still haven't "gotten around" to doing my AMus.
Fuck.

I have $195 to my name and a 4 week holiday in 6 weeks I should start saving for. Fuck.

And now I'm having summer-fling sex with an ex. Again.
Fuck.

Fuck fuckity fuck-fuck.
I suck.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

GOOD MORNING LUCY! JUST A GIANT REMINDER THAT ALL YOUR EX'S ARE GETTING ENGAGED AND YOU'RE STILL SINGLE! JUST REMINDING YOU THAT THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU! OH AND EVEN YOUR MOTHER THINKS YOU'RE SOME SORT OF LONELY SPINSTER AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 25! HAVE A NICE DAY NOW!


I like being single at Christmas time, I only have to buy presents for meeeeeee. Fuck yeah.
Cheers to singledom.

DOING A BACHELOR OF MUSIC WAS ALL WORTH IT

Ohh yeaaaaah. Suck it, bitches.

16.12.11

"TURN UP THE LIGHTS IN HERE BABY, EXTRA BRIGHT I WANT YA'LL TO SEE THIS. TURN UP THE LIGHTS IN HERE BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED WANT YOU TO SEE EVERYTHING, WANT YOU TO SEE ALL OF THE LIGHTS."

TEXTS FROM A FUCKHEAD

Way to speak to a lady, asshat! (BTW, this dude's married.)